he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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