So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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