Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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