I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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