I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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