Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
