You smell like a Billy Joel song
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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