he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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