My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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