talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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