Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize