Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
fuck your aforementioned shoe
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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