It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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