: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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