Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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