Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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