He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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