Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i think im in europe. pls send help
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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