Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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