Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
