I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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