nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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