super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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