I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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