He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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