but the lizard people decide everything anyway
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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