She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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