real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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