So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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