So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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