Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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