you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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