I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
FUCK WHALES
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
tell me about the eggs
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