who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
People in love make me want to vomit
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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