Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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