Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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