we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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