UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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