So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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