help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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