hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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