He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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