You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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