in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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