what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
It's just like the Real World with babies
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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