worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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