Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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