hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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