I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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