Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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