before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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