just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
