In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Randomize
