She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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