Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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