You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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