i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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